Like omg guys! i just realised something like totaly shocking! its jesus man! i mean we al know he came back from the grave, which techinqually makes him a zombie, and further more we were origenally ment to burry our dead, now, to me, this seems like for one purpose......jesus is some kinda demon thingy, who will reserect the dead as a mass army of zombies of doom!

I mean look at it, all other religeons are rong(i know i speled religions rong but my keyboard is being gay) well course, if zombies wipe out the worlds population there will b nothing else!

And how all believers will liv forever? shit man, ZOMBIES BASICALLY LIV FOREVER! and i mean like, look at how he asked his friends to drink wine and it was his blood, and eat bread that was his flesh, helllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooo, ur eating him! thats a strait up sign of things to come! im telling u man, if u look at everything it clearly points out he is evil n trying to get an army of darkness! and we will once again walk hand in hand with god in the garden of eaden, well no shit, we are all the living dead, walking about in a place we dont even see! BE WISE! BURN UR DEAD!